Billionaires Just Want to Have Fun

Billionaires Just Want to Have Fun

When future historians study this period in American history—assuming the Supreme Court hasn’t outlawed literacy and the National Archives hasn’t been converted into a Kinkos —the central question will be: What the hell got into rich people? Why did the most...

Just Friends

Just FriendsJonah and Susan have been best friends forever, or at least since High School. They met when they both auditioned for the theatre club’s production of “The Angry Inch.” Ever since then, they’ve shared the intimate details of their lives,...

Saint Muffy of the Short Hills Mall

Saint Muffy of the Short Hills Mall A Holy Woman for Our Times Recently the Vatican reported that its Committee for Sainthood (Il Committate di Santorini Novi) has been inundated with thousands of emails, texts, and tweets, a handful of letters and a phone call from...

Hail to Thee Inhalers

Hail to Thee Inhalers Inhalers have become a universal punchline, but if you have asthma, they’re your lifeline and much more.   Michael Weston, super spy star of the TV Show “Burn Notice” is going undercover as a wimpy, introverted office worker—in contrast to...

From Boys to Guys

From Boys to Guys Next time you’re out to dinner, take a good look at the young couples seated near you. In many cases, the woman has clearly given some thought to her appearance, with clothes, hair, and make-up all pulled together. But the guy she’s with is another...